why does Princess Tunafarts on my Spotify keep eating my songs. Because she needs fart fuel for her tunafarts? stop eating my songs Tunafarts. You fat F-. smelly jelly tunafarts.
but yes, my lion pride THE strongest. werd mfers.
~emma ruth mccallister
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you ain't me b*tch
~emma ruth mccallister
"Beautiful Liar" - Shakira + Beyonce
which of my husbands are you talking about?
i'll carefully reconsider.
but, no i ain't ever gonna laugh about it.
~emma ruth mccallister
Lauragnes Alice Diantha Doublet
Sara Ulizabeth Francesca "Sarabeth" Fourtock
Diantha + Francesca
My Father? Don't I always try to kill him?
~emma ruth mccallister
No, 'Friends' ain't a target. Matt's at World Trade. Don't worry. I got you. We NEW YORK strong. If you or your mama wasn't here during 9/11 or left town during our time of need, then you know what you ain't a real New Yorker.
~emma ruth mccallister
Oh, in Florida I'll be in Jupiter. Miami is for Lili Mae. Orlando is Monique and neighboring is Bing. Tampa is Lilibet.
irish + black besties: dawn turnage, allison sweeney, michaelle gabrielle, jennifer liptak, bridget marek, sarah o' halloran, claudia boddy, katherine o' leary, camille costa
~emmaruth
nadie importante
still urban legends
~emmaruth
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I'm about to leave. I just think they need to make more AI Trumps. Make a simulator and call it Trump World with slot machines and blackjack tables. And make El Gordo his "Apprentice" who wears a pink Mickey Mouse hat and screams "Ah Mis Dios!" every time he sees a girl with a fat ass.
~emmaruth
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CELEBRATE
HOLIDAY
CELEBRATE
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Just 6 of us altogether - Mother, Father, Sean, Emmaruth, Kris, Donnabeth
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Montaign Gamino and Keanu Reeves.
Don't you realize, my monkeys have been fornicating with my dogs.
which of these two is fit to be my husband.
and do not give me an ai creation of your choosing.
i can remain celibate and alone for eternity.
especially because do you know who my Father is?
Do you now?
play nicely with me and I just may let you continue to dream.
~emmaruth
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present my husbandS before me and let's see which one is worthy of my hand of death. I usually prefer Gamino because he's so loyal. Keanu... well... we'll see about that.
I'm Emma Ruth Allaire Zerna Concepción. I am about 50/51 y.o.
I reside at 1759 Dekalb Avenue, Ridgewood, Quooklyn, NYC 11385
718-497-6077
I've always been a New Yorker.
But I also resided in Tampa, Florida - 1994
Chicago, IL '95'-'96
Irvine & Woodland Hills, CA '99-'01
I've also had an apartment in Greenwich Village, NYC and Bayside, Queens, NYC
I also have a Summer Home in Tuckerton, NJ '90-'05. And spent many weekends there.
I also have a Vacation Home at Prieto St., Amlan, Visayas, Philippines. I go there from time to time.
~emmaruth
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